Most Popular (and Wacky) Dog Names

In our heart of hearts, we all knew this was coming…and just like the Hollywood babies, our nation’s pups are getting more, ahem, *unique* names these days. According to the Veterinary Pet Insurance (VPI) database of nearly a half-million dog names, the most popular come as no surprise. You’ve got the typical Max, Molly, Lucy, and Daisy…awww so cute!

"Edward Scissorpaws" or "Sir Lix-a-Lot"?

But VPI wasn’t done combing the data. They decided to examine the most unusual canine names as well. And these are…well, see for yourself:

1. Rush Limbark
   Political views aside, this one’s kind of adorable. You know, in that can’t-stand-to-hear-other-people-say-my-dog’s-name kind of way.
2. Sirius Lee Handsome
   Clever, very catchy. But a three-word name? Sounds too serial killer-ish.
3. Rafikikadiki
   Even though it takes multiple attempts to slooowly sound this one out, I can see the appeal of various nicknames (i.e. “Raf”, “Kik”, and “Freaky Diki”).
4. Low Jack
   Do you really want to name your pooch after a car anti-theft system? Why not just go with “The Club” or “Door Lock”?
5. Meatwad
   This one’s not terrible. It’s vivid, unique. While we’re on the carnivorous path, I’ll toss in “Meatball”, “Meat-head”, and “Meatie Pie”.
6. Peanut Wigglebutt
   Very good! I don’t think it’s the “Peanut” part so much as it is “Wigglebutt”. We have a friend here in Atlanta who’s Beagle has the Wiggliest butt of them all.
7. Scuddles Unterfuss
   Certainly one of the most intellectual names on the list. I have a sneaky suspicion there’s a pop culture reference at play here but can’t put my finger on it…any ideas?
8. Sophie Touch & Pee
   Is this the dog’s name or a description of how she acts? Quick disclaimer, any name which contains a bodily fluid is out of bounds.
9. Admiral Toot
   I can see many a toy breeds with this cuddly title. But I wonder, does “Toot” refer to farting? If so, are you admitting that your pooch is ranked the highest in passing gas?
10. Spatula
    Ahhh, and here it is. One word. Simple and to the point. Where would the world be without the spatula? No omelets or pancakes…no way to get the last bit of brownie batter out of the bowl…but I still can’t imagine yelling “Spatula!” at the top of my lungs across the dog park.

The Traditional Top 10

In case you’re wondering, here are the actual “most popular” dog names for ’08:

1. Max
2. Bailey
3. Bella
4. Molly
5. Lucy
6. Buddy
7. Maggie
8. Daisy
9. Sophie
10. Chloe